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A parody of Dumb Ways to Die. Please note, this is still a Work in Progress, and some lines may be changed.

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This article contains plot details about an upcoming fanfiction.

Get pushed off the canyon edge

Take a Zanth Blade to the head

Blown up because, you're a plot device

Beat up by your Nodo, cause you weren't nice


Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die


Let a Cerato get away

Your cheese is older than 90 days

Dropped your fedora down a hole

Summoned a world eating space tadpole


Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die


Saw you own eyes in a mirror

Your girlfriend called, you didn't hear her

Your dark Vivosaurs, lost control

Shot yourself with your own arrow.


Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die


Suffocated by a potato

Dropped into the crater of a volcano

Your pebble was thrown back at you

I know what this red button will do.


Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die


Your snazzy suit was way too brand new

The crest of astonishment broke upon you

The tsintowel came back in pieces

Destroyed by your own robotic insect

Rolled over by an emotional Carno


They may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly the

Dumbest ways to die

Dumbest ways to die

Dumbest ways to die-ie-ie-ie

So many dumb

So many dumb ways to die


But I’m too much of a weenie to kill anyone. A message from TDD25.

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