Rubicon: Alright Deltri, brace yourself. Here's what U-t-R is:
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This article contains plot details about an upcoming fanfiction.
Primacron: Boys and girl of every age, wouldn't you like to experience rage?
Rubicon: Click the link and you'll be there, reading into U-t-R...
Breakaway Brigade: This is U-t-R, this is U-t-R,
Alistair: Characters falter once they're in sight!
Breakaway Brigade: This is U-t-R, everybody take a chair,
Ray: Make yourself comfortable, you won't be getting out tonight!
Rubicon: You're not safe, I am sure. No one's safe in U-t-R.
Ub: I am the one who's hiding in the hedge. Teeth ground sharp and eye glowing red!
Snivels: I am the thief who's on his way out. Ex-BB Bandit and leery lout!
Brigade: This is U-t-R, this is U-t-R,
U-t-R! U-t-R! U-t-R! U-t-R!
Celestial: When in doubt, make like me. Fight for the right, and enjoy the cheese.
Shockwave: Hah, that's weak. Train extensively. Then you'll be ready to crush those who oppose you.
Shadow: That's what we're gonna do. Spar until we're black and blue. Then, with some sorcery, we're gonna own you.
Rubicon: This is UtR.
Damon: Purple evil!
Bob: Crazy, too!
Thea: I have a bow!
Candyse: Well, good for you.
Lola: Horoscopes, wacky tropes,
Alistair: Must preseve some kind of hope...
Arnold: Could I trouble you for a bar of soap?
Rubicon: Everyone beware! Everyone beware! You're not safe in U-t-R!
Cole: I'm the hipster with the beautiful face
Here in a flash, and gone without a trace!
Lester: I am the dude who will rock your world.
Metal, jelly mix, and neon green curls!
Don: I am the one who's behind this show.
And I have a bone to pick with Cowboy Joe.
Rubicon: This is U-t-R, this is U-t-R, U-t-R! U-t-R! U-t-R! U-t-R!
Trickster: None of you are better than me.
I'll win it all and then you will see.
Savannah: You're the ones whose dreams we'll nix.
The power of mighty Sav+Trix!
Celestial: Hey, chill out. It's a tournament.
Winning and losing is part of the game.
Nathan: I'm with the Derps, you should really just calm down.
Thea: Yeah, tension's my thing.
Damon: She has a really good poi-*shot*.
Rubicon: This is U-t-R! You have SO been warned!
Ryne: If you want fluff, hit up a different fic!
Mono: Now's the time to exterminate the human race!
Ub: Oh, CAN IT, YOU! I'll take you down quick!
Rubicon: This is U-t-R! This is U-t-R! U-t-R! U-t-R! U-t-R! U-t-R!
Mia: U-t-R! U-t-R!
Rubicon: All are here, none secure. U-t-R has a lot in store.
La, la, la, la-la-la, la, la, la-la-la, la, la, la-la-la, la-la-la, la, LA.
Rubicon: Well, what do you think?
Deltri: You have a very strange sense of humor, Rubicon. However, your story looks just interesting enough for a test-read. ...Are you sure I'll be in it?
Rubicon: Yup. I have a better idea what I'm going to do with your OC than half of the 27 others.
Deltri: Well, cool! Later!
(*sigh* What have I gotten myself into?)