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Rubicon: Alright Deltri, brace yourself. Here's what U-t-R is:

Spoiler warning!
This article contains plot details about an upcoming fanfiction.

To the tune of "This is Halloween:"

Primacron: Boys and girl of every age, wouldn't you like to experience rage?

Rubicon: Click the link and you'll be there, reading into U-t-R...

Breakaway Brigade: This is U-t-R, this is U-t-R,

Alistair: Characters falter once they're in sight!

Breakaway Brigade: This is U-t-R, everybody take a chair,

Ray: Make yourself comfortable, you won't be getting out tonight!

Rubicon: You're not safe, I am sure. No one's safe in U-t-R.


Ub: I am the one who's hiding in the hedge. Teeth ground sharp and eye glowing red!

Snivels: I am the thief who's on his way out. Ex-BB Bandit and leery lout!

Brigade: This is U-t-R, this is U-t-R,

U-t-R! U-t-R! U-t-R! U-t-R! 


Celestial: When in doubt, make like me. Fight for the right, and enjoy the cheese.

Shockwave: Hah, that's weak. Train extensively. Then you'll be ready to crush those who oppose you.

Shadow: That's what we're gonna do. Spar until we're black and blue. Then, with some sorcery, we're gonna own you.

Azalea: Run!

Rubicon: This is UtR.

Damon: Purple evil!

Bob: Crazy, too!

Thea: I have a bow!

Candyse: Well, good for you.


Lola: Horoscopes, wacky tropes,

Alistair: Must preseve some kind of hope...

Arnold: Could I trouble you for a bar of soap?

Rubicon: Everyone beware! Everyone beware! You're not safe in U-t-R!


Cole: I'm the hipster with the beautiful face

Here in a flash, and gone without a trace!

Lester: I am the dude who will rock your world.

Metal, jelly mix, and neon green curls!

Don: I am the one who's behind this show.

And I have a bone to pick with Cowboy Joe.

Rubicon: This is U-t-R, this is U-t-R, U-t-R! U-t-R! U-t-R! U-t-R!

Mia: U-t-R!


Trickster: None of you are better than me.

I'll win it all and then you will see.

Savannah: You're the ones whose dreams we'll nix.

The power of mighty Sav+Trix!

Celestial: Hey, chill out. It's a tournament.

Winning and losing is part of the game.

Nathan: I'm with the Derps, you should really just calm down.

Thea: Yeah, tension's my thing.

Damon: She has a really good poi-*shot*.


Rubicon: This is U-t-R! You have SO been warned!

Ryne: If you want fluff, hit up a different fic!

Mono: Now's the time to exterminate the human race!

Ub: Oh, CAN IT, YOU! I'll take you down quick!

Rubicon: This is U-t-R! This is U-t-R! U-t-R! U-t-R! U-t-R! U-t-R!

Mia: U-t-R! U-t-R!

All: U-t-R!

Rubicon: All are here, none secure. U-t-R has a lot in store.

La, la, la, la-la-la, la, la, la-la-la, la, la, la-la-la, la-la-la, la, LA.

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Rubicon: Well, what do you think?

Deltri: You have a very strange sense of humor, Rubicon. However, your story looks just interesting enough for a test-read. ...Are you sure I'll be in it?

Rubicon: Yup. I have a better idea what I'm going to do with your OC than half of the 27 others.

Deltri: Well, cool! Later!

Rubicon: Bye!

(*sigh* What have I gotten myself into?)

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